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Reblogged from thefirstmetalbender  493 notes

sexhaver:

if youre an incoming college freshman who’s never been drunk before PLEASE make sure your first time isnt at a party, safety issues aside you WILL drink too much and you WILL embarrass yourself, there was some kid at the first frat party of the year last year who managed to fall down a full flight of stairs making two 180-degree turns in the process and throw up all over himself at the base of the stairs in the middle of the party. dont be that kid